George Clooney and Sandra Bullock - My Perfect Fantasy Couple. Who Are Yours?

I cannot quantify how happy it would make me if George Clooney and Sandra Bullock were to get together. Why I feel qualified to make pronouncements on the relationship of two people I’ve never met is another day’s work, but THOSE TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.

Ok, I know what you’re thinking ‘George Clooney is gay, and everyone and their knows!’ I’m just not buying that, and I’ve always been rooting for him to settle down with a nice lady. Rumour has it his romance with Sandra is already in full swing.  The two of them are starring in a space thriller that’s out soon. Ooh, exciting!

Here they are in space, attempting to have the safest sex of all time:

Bear with me on this pairing, I have evidence:

• Exhibit A: They go WAY back

These guys have two solid decades of friendship under their belts. I love a romance based on a long friendship – you really know each others foibles.

Sandra recently said:

"George and I have known each other for over 20 years. He's a good egg."

• Exhibit B: Their blended family would get on like a house on fire

Sandra’s adopted son adores George, and I’m positive George’s (sadly deceased) pig was fond of Sandra. Again, why I feel qualified to make pronouncements on the feelings I’ve never met is another matter. But these two move in the same circles, they already know each others friends, it’s PERFECT I tell you!

• Exhibit C: Its GREAT timing

George traditionally gets through women at breakneck speeds, but he’s been single since June, when he split with wrestler Stacey Kiebler.

Sandra hasn’t been publicly linked with anyone since her marriage to Jessie James broke up.

It’s high time for both of them to get back out there, and neither of them can rely on their match.com profiles.

• Exhibit D: They both love a good cause

We all know a major element of any successful relationship is shared interests. Sandra supports the Red Cross and donates heaps of money to charity. George is a political advocate, and was arrested along with his father at a protest against the mass atrocities in Darfur. Swoon!

Ok, MAYbe I’m getting a bit too excited about this, but seriously Sandra and George are made for each other. Their combined income would be bajillions of dollars, and they could support fantastic causes and make movie magic together for many many years.

What do you think? Should I mind my own business? Or would this be the most heart-warming pairing in Hollywood history?