Colin Farrell Reading From George Hook's Erotic Novel is The Best

Let's all take a moment to appreciate just how handsome Colin Farrell is looking of late - before we have to deal with the mixed emotions that is Colin Farrell reading an excerpt from George Hook's erotic novel (one can only hope it's not the "body bucking beneath me" line Hook himself declared aloud on Ireland AM last week *shudders*).

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Faddler was on the Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show at 11pm LA time as Iano is over to cover the Special Olympics all this week.

OK, we can't put it off any longer. Feast your eyes on this lot (that's code for "use the mute button at will.") As for why Dempsey is subjecting Colin Farrell to this torture, it's because Hook recently said he'd like Colin to portray him in the movie version of his novel - because, as Farrell points out - "the resemblance is uncanny."

Be warned, it goes on far longer than necessary.