Cheryl posts first cryptic photo with 'boyfriend' Liam Payne

Cheryl (who has yet to confirm what her current surname is, and has therefore gotten her wish, GODNAMMIT) has been all over Instagram the last few hours. First she posted this pic of her and (presumably) Liam off One Direction's arm - because they're dating now.

Then she posted a couple of other incidentals, like her new hand candy and a load of false lashes (she sells them too), before she posted this little gem, captioned: "My mystery man line up #whosthemysteryman #whoisit #whosworthit"...

What's going on? Who are the randomers? Is the whole 'Cheryl's dating Liam Payne' thing just a big elaborate ruse to peddle some L'Oreal product or other?! Somebody needs to tell us what's going on!! Or we'll just have to get momentarily distracted by something else on the internet.