Celebwatch: Victoria Beckham
Frankenfurter Victoria Beckham? She rocked up to New York Fashion Week sporting this maquillage-mess. It looks like Brooklyn and Romeo held her down and Crayola-ed all over her face - and she was too weak from her diet of prawns and mangoes to fight them off. It's either that or she's been messing about with Homer Simpson's makeup gun.
Not a good look Posh - you look like a scary dominatrix. And surely, as the author of a recently released fashion book, you should know it's EITHER lips or eyes. Not both. And definitely not both like that.