Celebwatch: Boy George

Take a little look at this picture of Boy George. He looks great(ish), doesn't he? Like a Russian Prince at a naval ball, all haughty, be-jewelled and svelte. But no...wait a sec...what's that? What's that you say? He has cunningly painted in a new jawline by disguising his double chin with black paint!? Never! Surely he wouldn't expect us to fall for that?

But he has, it's total genius. Old BG was evidently dissatisfied with his blurry jawline and decided, with the help of slimming black, to MAKE A NEW ONE. Ah Boy George, I salute you.