Celeb Watch: Victoria Beckham (AGain)
It looks like a goth Strictly Come Dancing outfit created by a particularly miserable spider who had time and some gold leaf on his hands. Sadly it's all too obvious that said arachnid had no access to a copy of Vogue, or in fact any form of style guidance what so ever. This truly is a Frocky Horror.
No wonder she looks so pissed off. Her eyes, they gleam with rage. Her mouth, it purses with anger. Her Pob, it verily bristles at the indignity done to her.
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Still, at least she's got her tits covered up - for once.