As Seen On.... Your Favourite Celeb

A comment left by SJP's Mole in blather the other day reminded me about mag articles where they tell you what products a celeb used to get their look. I love these. Mostly because they make me hoot with laughter. Let me see, hmm. Yes - in a recent one I read, they attest that Kylie Minogue gets her flawless face by using Body Shop blusher and L'Oreal lipgloss.

Portia de Rossi apparently uses Collection 2000 mascara and Bourjois Docteur Glamour lipstick, and Drew Barrymore is a big fan of Rimmel Sun Shimmer bronzer. J Lo gets the caramel wonder look down pat using Dream Matte Mousse too, you'll be amazed to hear.

MY ARSE. I propose that if these celebs did indeed use these cheapo products, they would look like this: