Tom Cruise. Nude Scientology Shroud. That is All.

Here are some background deets as to why you're about to look at 'Tom Cruise' naked, with what appears to be an armadillo doing a series of press ups on his nether regions...

To celebrate his 25 years with the Church of Scientology, the Cory Allen Contemporary Art in St. Petersburg, Fla., have commissioned a large shroud (just 14 feet x 3 feet) of the church's NO.2 by artist Daniel Edwards, and they're planning on hanging it near Scientology headquarters in Clearwater... which one would assume would be a crash hazard.

OK, you ready?

As UPROXX dutifully pointed out, this is where the lines between Tom Cruise and "Frank T.J. Mackey" blur even further...

Any thoughts? Would you throw it over the bed on a cold night?