You've been Tangroed

No, I did spell that right, fear not! Have you ever destroyed your duvet cover after slathering on the St. Tropez? Well, those days of streaky sheets are over - zip over to www.tangro.co.uk and get a look at the sexiness of their must-have tanning accessory. It's an adult sized babygro that you put on after applying fake tan so that you don't mahogan-ise your soft furnishings.

A word of warning though gals - just don't expect your fella to ever want to have sex with you again once he gets a look at you in it. If you're determined though, you can buy it for the frightening price of €51.27.

Or of course you could go into Penneys and buy a cheapo PJ set that you didn't mind getting fake tanned, for about a tenth of the price.