Women are now contouring their legs and arses. Yep.

Let this madness stop now people. Contouring, no matter how flattering it can be on the face, has officially gone too far. People have seriously been posting videos on how to contour your legs and, we kid you not, your arse. FFS.

We ask, when exactly is one supposed to find the time to do this to themselves, and who exactly are they trying to impress. And what exactly is wrong with some tights and some push-up pants if you want a boost. Oh yeah, because being a woman is supposed to be as hard as possible. Sorry, we forgot.

The bum thing is supposed to make sense; what if you're on holidays and God forbid someone sees you in your swimming togs. Because sitting in the heat of the sun with melty makeup all over your body is so much more preferable to actually enjoying yourself.

Ah, lookit. That is someone drawing stripes on her own arse. It's ridiculous.

We began to draw the line at fake tan contouring, but this is taking it to a whole new, quite disturbing level.

Do you see the merits of contouring parts of your body that aren't your face? Do you think it's akin to fake tanning, or spraying on some Sally?

Via Women's Health and Cosmopolitan