What a Jip

Kissandmakeup had an item on a new 'revolutionary' hair treatment recently and I also read about it in one of the many many magazines currently cluttering up my flat, which I really should throw out before there is quite literally nowhere to sit down.

It's a hair masque made from, wait for it - bull juice. Yuuup. In case you're putting on your coat in preparation to rush out the door to get it done, it's only available in London at the moment. Aww, what a shame, eh?

But why sperm anyway? Well, it's full of protein, which is the biggest ingredient in lots of intensive hair masques. But to be honest, I think I'd be happier with some mayo or an egg, wouldn't you?