Watch: Jedward Luminous. Perfect for some Saturday er culture

Have Jedward grown up?  In a spooky science fiction Prometheus/ Owl type way?

And lets not forget that he's topless and his HAIR IS DOWN.  Douze points right there.

You might long for the days of Jexy and we know it but something tells me it won't be long before HE is prancing around in hotpants again.

Yeah, yeah we know it's wrong and horrible.  Perv away you lot of sinners.