Trinny & Susannah's Magic Knickers

Trinny and Susannah's famous life enhancing Magic Knickers promise to reduced bums tums and thighs

The two self proclaimed doyennes of style cower at the sight of untamed wobble on the front of the box (see left). Only when all flesh has been tightly restrained into their flesh coloured body stocking do they relax. And it's true, these type of garments can actually make fitting into that too-tight dress a reality. Believe me, I swear by them.

They cost about €52 plus a fiver shipping - well worth it! Transform your life - buy some of Tranny and Fatty's magic knickers!
But don't let Himself ever see you in them or your life won't be worth living for the slagging.