Taylor Swift's bodyguard stole the show at Disneyland

For once, the ill-footed superstar wasn't the star of the show.

Being an empire of money, music and merchandising requires security we understand, but you'd think that Taylor Swift could be left alone long enough by her bodyguard to enjoy a Disneyland ride, wouldn't you? Well, you'd be wrong.

Swift, along with gal-pal, Lily Aldridge and Aldridge’s daughter visited Disneyland in California this weekend and appeared to have a screamingly good time on the 'Cars' themed racetrack ride. Why her bodyguard couldn't merely wait at the end for her we'll never know, but we guess there was room in the back and Taylor was feeling generous? Either way, it made for an excellent photo as he was not jarred or emotionally engaged by the ride in any way.

The bodyguard of bodyguards people. He does not give a single f*ck.

Via Uproxx