Shameful crush - go on, you know you secretly love him. ADMIT IT

He's not leading man material - in fact he's usually relegated to crowd scenes or the villain of the piece.  Ah he's an ugly yoke really ... but you've found a power of sexiness in them eyes.

You wake up in the morning with your heart pounding and your cheeks aflush remembering the racy dream you had last night.  About HIM.

But everyone else says "ew "and "ugh."

So you can't admit that actually you quite fancy him.  It's forbidden love. Only forbidden though because you know everyone will laugh their heads off if you ever admit to it. And that only makes it more... shameful.

Bu you're among friends here. We're laughing with you not at you. Well most of the time anyway.

Go on - admit it! Shameful crush confession time.*

Usual terms and conditions apply. And those are: NO ONE is to mention Jimmy from Emmerdale or we will be instantly sick