Rate it: Fathers Day Presents

Ah he's your Da.

And of course you want to get him something nice.  BUT

1. There's nothing to buy him.  You've gotten him everything under the sun already.  And there's only so many ties and socks a soul can bear to give.
2. It's a made up day.
3. He won't like anything you buy him anyway.

So what do you get your Dad for his "special day?"