Oh tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999! Prince launches new fragrance

Today is a very special day. Oh yes. For today is the day that Prince launches his new sleb fragrance on this side of the pond.

Jesus they're all coming out of the woodwork in time for Christmas aren't they?

Every feckin looney tunes has been, never was and never will be. It's like the ghost of Christmas past, present and future all encased in a nasty glass bottle and smelling like it cost 3 pee to make. Which it probably did.

With the catchy name 3121 (after a previous album) it's a floral scent with sexy notes of bergamot, jasmine, gardenia, ylang ylang, patchouli, sandalwood, cedarwood and musk. So a simple, clean fragrance then.

Apparently it's Xquisite, Mysterious and Xotic

And of COURSE it's in a purple bottle.

Tacktastic! Who the hell is going to buy this?