Nivea Pampering Shower Oil: harmless, you know yourself

Nah, it's not the best of the genre at all. The genre of pampering showering lotions/potion/gels that is.

It's hard to summon up ANY interest in it at all. Good or bad. Perhaps a position of neutrality best describes my feelings?

It's okay though. Grand. Harmless.

I mean it won't actually dry out your skin and I suppose if you normally use coal tar soap or similar you will be in raptures. Very runny though. Most of it ended up on the chartrey and thus to the plughole. (You know yer man Duncan from About the House? We tried to figure out for AGES what the hell was this "chartrey" he was always on about. Then we realised it was a shower tray.)

It smells very unisex too - not luxurious or pampering at all. Very Nivea.

I'd say for the money you'd be better off with that Dove one quarter moisturiser stuff. Which is quite nice I have to say.

But if you really want a luxurious moisturising shower experience I'd go with La Roche Posay Lipikar every time.