New Grey Nail Paint and Pink Liquid Eyeliner - Erm

Barry M, those purveyors of neons and bright bright shades have cunning plan for us - PinkEye and DeadHands, it appears.

Yup, two of their newest launches are a grey nail varnish and a pink liquid liner. OK, I'm not hatin' on the polish too much - except you may look like you've had your hands in black dye for a few hours. BUT, it could look good done in the Dior take on the classic French Manicure with a white moon and white tip - I could see me trying that alright.

So I'm mostly reserving my scepticism for the pink liner. Pink. Liner. Pink is really hard to wear on the eyes unless it's soft and pale. But this is Barry M. It ain't pale. It's fuschia. Hello Conjunctivitis Eyes!

Yeah, I might be giving that a miss.