Irish Sleb Fragrance: over to you

Everyone is doing it so why can't we?

Every two bit "celebrity" is rushing to cash in on the lucrative fragrance market. But where are our Irish celebrities in the race for smelly riches?

Give me some suggestions to take to the fragrance houses. Name the celeb, the name of the scent and what it would smell like, e.g.

Celeb: Ronan O'Gara
Fragrance: Thighs and lows
Smells like: his sister in law, the interior of Paddy Powers