Halloween Special: Orange Celebrities
"Orange is the colour of my true love's skin, in the morning, when we rise". I believe it goes something like that anyway. Or should it be "Oompa Loompa, Oompedy Doo, I've got a bottle of Fake Bake for you"?
As orange is the colour of Halloween, which stars are embracing the festivities the most?
Ah 'Chelle, you never let us down, you're like a bronzed statue. The sort you'd buy at Argos.
At Michelle's recent wedding to Andy Scott Lee, Jordan was a bridesmaid and the best man gave the assembled throng a blow by blow account of Andy's past sexual exploits. Classy!
You are habitually a shade of tan I just don't associate with Liverpool.
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I suppose we can let you away with it though as for one thing, you're only a youngwan and for another thing, you're a WAG, so I guess it's practically written in your contract.
Glenda, Glenda, Glenda. As Ireland's Top Model, to make one appearance on the pages of beaut.ie is unfortunate. To make two - well now, that's just careless. Lay off the St Tropez, please! You're from Dublin, love. Not Dubai!
It occurs to me that maybe this is why her and Brian split - every time they went to Woodies he lost her among the terracotta plant pots.
After featuring in countless magazine articles mocking her perma-tan, you'd think Ms Wallace might take a hint and revert to pale and interesting. No chance. I think she's seen so many sunbeds at this stage that her DNA has mutated.
Ms Marsh is so ridiculously orange all of the time that I can definitively say she is the winner - and we certainly get to see enough of her Fake Baked flesh to be able to make this judgement with the swiftness.