Getting a Sparkly Smile

You can throw all the glittery gloop you want on your lips, but if your teeth are more gross than gorgeous, you might want to do a little cosmetic work on them.

A cheaper option than shelling out wads of cash on whitening at the dentist would be Pearl Drops Party Sparkle Tooth Polish.

It helps to instantly remove discolouration on teeth due to tings like red wine, coffee and the demon fags, and that'll give you an immediate boost. It's cheap too - about six quid from Boots.