For Fuze Sake, Too Faced!

Blogger Maman Poulet brought a bonkers product to our attention recently. It's Fuze Slenderize Guilt Free Lip Gloss, by Too Faced Cosmetics. Personally, I never feel remorseful about gloss, but whatever.

I suspect it's only available in the US, as it's been inspired by Fuze energy drinks, and I'm fairly sure I haven't seen them in my local Centra of an evening. So, what does it do? Erm, apparently it quenches your desire for a Fuze drink by...tasting of them. And then curbs your appetite. Or something. I'm confused.

I predict that when they recreate it for the Irish market, they get it absolutely arseways, make it taste of McDaid's Football Special (the taste of Donegal, don't you know), and we all gain 2 stone.