Bah humbug: L'Oreal's De-maq' Expert Milk-to-Toner 2 in 1 Make-up Remover

I've been on the lookout for a new, super dooper make-up remover for a while now; something heavy duty to take off a full face o' schlap with an absolute minimum of fuss.

L'Oreal's De-maq' Expert Milk-to-Toner 2 in 1 Make-up Remover sounded like it might fit the bill to perfection. A make-up removing milk, it transforms into a fresh toner when massaged into the the skin, making it "A complete make-up removing routine in just one step!"

Well, that's what the packaging breathlessly exclaims at any rate. However, I didn't think it lived up to its own hype - when I used my regular toner afterwards, my little ball of cotton wool wound up full of make-up. Bah!

Ah well - back to the drawing board.