Decisive Decisons: What Would Bill and Jackie Call Their Fragrances?

God I love The Apprentice.

Last  year I thought I loved it because it was so completely rubbish. But when the UK version started up again, I realised that actually, the Irish one is excellent product-placement, car-crashtastic TV. Bill's inner city chippiness, Jackie's Ice Queen persona and the general eejitry of the contestants makes this an essential Monday night fix for me.

We're only three weeks in and the classic clangers are coming thick and fast: daddeee can't buy yeh cop on in Triniteeee collidge; Rubix Cube/Cake/Cake/Rubix Cube/Rubix Cube confusion; Breffny being Son of Enda and Tie Cukeing Lessons are all convincibly fab.

But as we all know, things aren't looking too hot in Renault land for Bill at the moment. Cash flow must be tight. This is why I think he and Jackie should launch a couple of His 'n Hers fragrances, right in time for the Christmas market. After all, if Victoria and David can do it, why not Ireland's premier entrepreneurs? Notes could include penny apples and Tie Cukery, with perhaps a soupcon of Moore Street.

There's just one problem though - what to call them? Lets have at it in the comments!