Gross treatment #23: CZJs caviar haircare

There aren't many women who seem to have it all, but Catherine Zeta Jones looks like she might be one of them. Drop dead gorgeous, fantastic figure, movie stardom...oh and Michael Douglas. Still, you can't have everything can you.

Then there's the hair. CZJ has the most beautiful, thick glossy mane imaginable. While the rest of us make do with a quick lather with the auld Elvive, perhaps treating it to a deep condition once a week, CJZ slathers hers with Beluga caviar.

Yes, caviar, OMG how yuk does that sound? It's a treatment that lasts about two hours and costs, oh thousands of pee. Probably. CZJ relaxes with a glass of champers as her hair is washed with truffle shampoo. Truffle shampoo. Hokay. Then the liquidised fish eggs are spread on her hair, combed through - and this is the truly horrible bit - left to set.

But she loves it apparently. I think I would be sick. And then at the end of it she has to go home to the crather.