Are You a Helper Monkey?

Confession time:

I can't help it - if I see a blackhead on Himself, I am just ITCHING to squeeze it out. I must emphasise that I do not feel the need to hoke excess sebum out of people not very close to me, but if I spy an 'area of congestion' that's ripe for poking, well then, I'll hoke, permission granted or not.

This led to me being crossly dubbed 'helper monkey', so I was wondering, am I the only helper monkey on Beaut.ie? Or will some more of you 'fess up and join the club?