Apparently We're at Risk From Artificial Electromagnetic Waves

Yes ladies and gents, apparently Artificial Electromagnetic Waves are out to get us, and we never even knew they existed in the first place. Thank the Lord then, for Clarins. They've come up with a solution to this little known problem in the form of Expertise 3p (ok it's got some sciency name I can't type, so 3p will have to do) which they say is "a worldwide first in skin protection". I'd say it is alright!

Apparently these Artificial Electromagnetic Waves (AEW) can cause accelerated-ageing effects which this magical lotion can banish as a result of its Anti-Pollution Complex of White Tea and Succory Dock-Cress. These ingredients protect skin from indoor and outdoor urban pollution. The lotion creates a barrier on the skin to protect you from such frights, as well as helps to reinforce your own natural defenses. It's also got a Magnetic Defense Complex which reinforces skin's resistance to the harmful effects of Artificial Electromagnetic Waves.

To use, you spritz it over your face as often as you like. You can use it over moisturiser and makeup and ideally you should use it first thing each morning as the pesky AEW's are live and active 24/7.

And the cost? I don't know, but I bet it'll be a hell of a lot more than 3p, wha'?