A Post in Praise of Flamingo Fancy

Jaysis ladies, but this auld Flamingo Fancy is fabillis stuff altogether. It makes even the most pasty and white skin sexy and sheeny. You'll have silky looking arms and a delectable bosom - guaranteed. For those of you not yet initiated into the ways of all that is fabulous, BeneFit in other words, this "golden coral body finish glides over your skin and gives a sheer luminescence". You use it as you would any body lotion and it smells DEElicious too.

Buy direct from Benefit for $24. Yay!