Well obviously they're not literally separated at birth as there's a fair number of years between them. And obviously one can't be a reincarnation of the other one as they're both em still alive.
So there's only one conclusion. Robin Thicke is the secret love child of Simon Cowell. Or possibly there's another conclusion. They're just really, really alike.
I present the evidence. It's pretty compelling.
- OH JESUS, THE HAIR
They have the same hair. It's a horrible thought that hair like Syco's could ever turn up on another human being. BUT IT HAS. They must be keeping hair gel companies in business around the world.
- TEETH, AVIATORS, CARS, FAGS, SMIRKS, CLOTHES
Their teeth are visible from Space. They like to dazzle laydees with their teeth while wearing aviator shades. And they love to be driven around in swanky cars while wearing a smug smile, the same clothes and smoking fags. THE EVIDENCE IS FRIGHTENING.
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- LAYDEES
They both have the zact same taste in women. Both baby mamas are remarkably alike, from a distance, if you didn't have your glasses on. And Syco and Thicke seem to love a bit of an aul PDA.
- LONG HAIR AND TACHES
Both had a taste for lovely long locks AND porn star taches back in the day. Check out Syco's flicks!
- CLUB TROPICANA
They both love to swim and lounge around in swanky pools and on beaches. My will to live ran out though before I could bear to source images of them both on the beach. You can just Google it (if your eyes can bear the sight).
- WOMEN FANCY THEM. OH YES THEY DO
And now I come to the last fact. One that is distasteful and horrible but must be driven out into the open. Lots of people secretly fancy Syco or Thicke. Or both of them. Yes they do.
And you know what - there's more similarities than this, because when I started I kept on seeing things about them that were alike - more and more of them. I stopped short of finding a picture of Simon in a mirror with his fingers up some girls hoo ha, because Max Clifford and his evil empire would have destroyed the evidence of that anyway.
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But you just know there's one out there.
