Far be it from me to come over all Trinny and Susannah or even the Fug Gals (who I think are screechingly hilarious but who definitely have a worrying bent towards not allowing anyone any individuality whatsoever) but really, I have to take age-appropriate umbrage with Catherine Zeta Jones.
This woman is THIRTY SEVEN - yet she dresses like a dowager. I know she's married to a geriatric and all, but that's no reason to let herself go and start shopping in Clery's middle aged ladies section, now is it?
Catherine Zeta has money, power and access to stylists and fashion houses that the rest of us can only dream of...
And this is what she puts herself in for a night out?
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Well I do declare that I despair.
