Eh, How’yeh, an Election Candidate Speaks Out

by Kirstie, May 11th, 2007 in Beauty News & Links |

paul gogartyHowyez doin’ budz? Paul Gogarty here, Green Peeeeeerty repreeesentative for Dubellin mid-west. That’s the hoods o Chapelizod and Paaaalmerstowennn, to youse not in the know.

Now, us Greenz’iz famous for being all sustainable and shite, and that’s why I look such a feckin’ state. Look at me! Would you clock the state o me mop and me threads?  Well, as a Greenenn representative, I am PROUDD to look like this because it shows me committement to sustainable livin’.*

No hair products touch this crop o’ follicles, ladies. And me unfashionable clothes are all made by ex prostitutes in kibbutz style free economy shennanigans in Pakistan. All profits remain with the ladies, I am happy to report.

Vote me your number #1 – or I’ll come and confiscate all your hairspray, and then where would you be, eh?
*I possibly made all this up

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5 Responses to “Eh, How’yeh, an Election Candidate Speaks Out”

  • Aphrodite says:

    What is it with the state of the Green Party??!

  • dollymix says:

    I know, our local Green Party candidate is a woman with the worst hair EVER!

    [IMG]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/claireirish/deirdre.jpg[/IMG]

  • Gilly says:

    I sorta fancy ours..in a, I want to mammy you type of way. He was at a meeting the other night and the poor lad looked like he was in his conformation suit.. and for some reason unknown to me, I now have a fully formed crush?

  • Lisa says:

    there are posters for an independent candidate dotted around Crumlin / Kimmage. She’s an older lady, and she’s posing with a teddy bear. Seriously. I nearly crashed the car this morning when I saw her.

  • [...] Firstly kudos to the award winning women behind Beaut.ie who have decided to get in on with their special brand of advice and commentary on the state of the candidates. Yesterday’s launch post had commenters posting pics of their local man or woman in need of a make over. Today Paul Gogarty (Green- Dublin MidWest) got the treatment. Now if ye could pick Jackie Healy Rae for your next hints and tips and product recommendation women I’m sure we’d all be most grateful. What cream does one apply for the ruddy cheek or roseacea I think they call it these days… [...]

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