
No one’s had a termal bat or a seeeweed terapee yet; no one’s been sent off into “our outer space”, but the guys are fools and the girls are pains in the arse (daddy can’t buy yeh cop on in Triniteee collidge), so it’s shaping up to be a great auld penny apples season of De Apprentiss. Needless to say, I’m bloody delighted.
One thing was bothering me though. Deep-voiced wand Breffny, to be precise. Pompus, foolish and a complete and utter eejit, he really reminded me of someone … and I just couldn’t think who …
Until it came to me! He’s like a young Enda Kenny! The voice, the colouring, everything (just where was Enda approximately 23 years and nine months ago, eh?).
So even if Bill-o thruns Breffny out and YOU’RE FOIRTs him shortly, he’ll have a glittering, successful career ahead of himself as a political leader par excellence.
Oh no, wait …
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He is truly, fundamentally a gimp
AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is a bit of AHA going on there too alright:
Was really annoying me last week – I couldn’t figure it out, but YES YES oh YES Enda Kennys love child for sure. Although can you imagine Enda actually making lov… ah i can’t even say it * shudder *
Heehee
Enda Kenny! I thought last week he was a Will Ferrell/Prince Charles lovechild but its Enda and de Prince. He did go to Harvard though don’t you know. This is the TV3’s version of that eejit on UK Apprentice who kept on about going to Sandhurst.
enda would not make love, he would hiv six.
Does he remind anyone else of a young Prince Charles, but without the ears? I think it’s the way he’s always flushed and looking down when he’s being given out to…
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Good comparison! I still don’t know how this guy hasn’t been fired. He just seems like he wanders along with the crowd, then gets some spirit in the board room. Will be interesting next week when they mix the teams.
Glamazon & MilkyMoo – YES! I thought there was something a bits Prince Charles-y about him too. Not around the ears, perhaps, but same timbre of voice.
Also: anyone care to speculate what the extra “f” in Aoiffe is for? Himself has theorised that it stands for “f*cking idiot”.
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Kirstie – ha!!!!! And double ew….somehow even worse than imagining the Tea-shock going at it :O !
oh I can imagine cowen on the job alright, I’d say he’s very … agricultural…
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A la Mary Coughlan?! Or just in looking for a woman with ‘good child-bearing hips’ you mean?
The whole Dáil is a rash of culchies!
is anyone else seeing spam kinda of comments on this?
ceci – your spam senses are working overtime! They’re pingbacks from other sites who are linking into the post is all so no worries!
ah ok, just thought they looked weird!!
Guffaw @ Kirstie!!!
Though the thoughts of Inda evir hivin six is likely to provoke an unwelcome re-acquaintance with my breakfast….
Really, the candidiates this year are piss poor. I wouldn’t have them run a three legged race for me, much less a business.
Oh God, stop talkin about ‘inda hivin six’, lol. I’m from the wesht and that’s my brother’s name, ewwwww!
I’m laughing at Kirstie’s comments about Cowen being ‘agricultural’.. I think you’re probably right though the thought is just heineous….
As for the young prince charles, there is something that reminds me of the royals alright. I felt sorry for him in the boardroom last night though and with his bowed head and somber looking face I found myself hoping he’d stay, even though I don’t rate him much.. He must be growing on me!
Thought the wrong person went last night though.. I think Donal was good, he just was a bit too agressive in his delivery.. He still seems a lot better than some of the other gimps tho…
also donal was the only half decent looking one too.
Haha Kirstie your “agricultural” comment puts me in mind of a quote from a recent episode of Peep Show – “he probably ruts like a hog”…
Ah jesus – stoppit. Between Inda K, Slobberchops Cowan and Scrawny Gormley, I’ll not sleep for a month with the nightmares
what do yiz reckon Ganley is like in the sack?
Pedantic and self-righteous…
“no, you DID have an orgasm”
Oh God I was about to say “anal” until I realised the HORRIBLE double entendre… And then I typed it anyway.
Sorry but you asked, Kirstie…
Where the hell is Breffny from anyway? Is he actually Irish?