Beauty Jewels from Marc Jacobs and Michael Kors for Christmas

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

fragrance rings

Ah I do love a birra bling. And here, if that birra bling has a birra someting beaurriful inside then hurrah! So that’s why I like fragrance rings: I have Marc Jacobs’ Daisy ring from a couple of years ago and still wear it regularly, even though in truth the scent doesn’t light my fire.

This Christmas, his newest fragrance, Lola, is available as solid fragrance inside a ring (€39 from Brown Thomas) and is definitely piquing my interest. Even though I doubt I’ll like the scent inside (billed as Daisy’s grown-up sis),  I love the OTT flowers, so it’s a thumbs up for that, anyway. If it just doesn’t float your boat then Michael Kors’ Very Hollywood cocktail ring might. At €60, it’s not cheap, but it is really, really glam and pretty, and of course it’s got the fragrance hidden below the gem.

What’cha reckon? Would you get, or forget?

Beaut.ie Tools: The Blemish Extractor

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

extractor

So I told you about the lovely Lancome mascara topcoat that I procured from Sephora in Barcelona a couple of weeks ago. However, I also snuck some decidedly less fancy items into my shopping basket, like their double-ended blemish extractor. Most brands do a version of this implement with loops at either end - The Body Shop have one that’s almost totally identical for about a fiver - designed to hoke blackheads and whiteheads right out of the pores they’ve been squatting in while doing minimal damage to skin.

Implements like these are a good idea if you’re inclined to prod and poke the bejaysus out of your mush on a regular basis, because they’ll satisfy your need for a squeeze in a controlled way. I’ve been putting it through its paces while trying to hide it from Himself (he goes mental at the merest hint of post-squeeze redness: “Will you leave your poor face alone?!”), doing battle with the bane-of-my-life areas of congestion around my nose and chin.

The good news is that, while the large size of the loops on my particular model mean it’s a bit unwieldy around fiddly areas like the sides of the nose or on really weeny blemishes, it actually makes a pretty good fist of extractions. Its effectiveness can be increased by using it after a shower so that pores are wiiiide open. And provided you don’t use wildly excessive pressure which would cause nearly as much damage as if you’d got stuck in with your nails, you shouldn’t be left with any long-lasting tell-tale red marks.

I went to town with mine on Sunday night - first thing on Monday morning, Himself said approvingly “Your skin looks great, doesn’t it? Are you going to keep leaving it alone?”

Mwah hah hah!

What’s Your Beauty Filmspiration?

Monday, November 16th, 2009

fifth element

Despite the fact it’s got the detestable Chris Tucker and the heinous-to-the-maxXx Lee Evans in it, I have a huge soft spot for the Fifth Element. In fact, it’s safe to say, along with Bladerunner (also top-notch for replicant-tastic beauty), it’s one of the films I can happily watch on endless repeat - though here’s a warning against the BluRay release of the latter: unless you enjoy endless lens-flare effects and ropey 3D carry-on, it’s not really worth ditching your old VHS/DVD for.

One of the reasons for my love of the Fifth Element is the styling: Gaultier-tastic, the whole business of beauty is well catered for too - Leelo’s Chanel makeup box and Zorg’s secretary’s fancy mani-changing gadget are two things I know I’d love in my makeup kit. Imagine! Perfect smokey eyes every time! Winged cat flicks at the click of a button! Uber-professionally applied concealer and brows of perfection! The dream!

Sure you couldn’t say no. But if Chanel were to make these magic makeup boxes then please Uncle Karl, can they be set less to stun, and more to stunna?

Bonkers Beauty Gadgets: The Bandai Skin Expert

Monday, November 9th, 2009

bandai

Ah we do love a bit of a Japanese beauty gadget and we’ve featured some pretty bonkers ones in the past. Who can forget the  slim neck piece or the Foot Pee Pack? And then of course there are the all-singing, all-dancing toilets. Which are not quite a beauty gadget but lets just move swiftly on.

At the end of the month, Tamagotchi creators Bandai will launch Skin Expert in Japan, a pink doohickey that claims to be able to measure the health of your skin. Insania, right?

Not quite, actually: both Lancome and Vichy use similar tools to help assess skin in pharmacy and department stores. They’re used to determine lots of things like hydration and sebum levels and I’ve had a go of both. The advantage of the Bandai gadget is that you can do it at home, but in the absence of actually trying it, I can’t say if it’s any cop.

What do you lot reckon? Worth a go?

Pic via engadget.com

Slendertone System Arms: First Impressions

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

slendertone arms

While the likes of Beyoncé and Eva Longoria and Jennifer Aniston have long been poster girls for trim and toned upper arms and well-honed shoulders, you can blame one Michelle Obama for the recent “arms are the new face” craze. You couldn’t look sideways out of the corner of your eyes all summer for magazine articles hollering about how to emulate her toned triceps and biceps, and all of them them featured how tos that were seriously exercise heavy. Lots of talk about weights and reps and things.

Meh.

I’ve been on the lookout for a lazier, more couch-friendly option, and I think I’ve found it in the shape of Slendertone’s new System-Arms, €179.89 with a controller. This consists of two armband gizmos that hold the conductor pads which you whack onto your upper arms. Then you use the handheld controller (sold separately and can also be used with other Slendertone System products) to pick a programme to firm, strengthen or build muscle, an intensity to suit you, and sit back and watch X Factor or D’Aprentiss while the Slendertone blitzes those bingo wings.

Having just completed session one, week one on the conditioning programme to improve definition and muscle tone, I can report that it’s dead easy to use and is totally painless. There is a “zapping” sensation as muscles are contracted, but it’s not particularly unpleasant and feels less like getting your arm caught in an electric fence than you might expect.

Although I only had it cranked up to intensity level 23, and does go all the way up to 100, so I’m not sure at what point  the electrocution-y feeling might set in.

Don’t think that you’ll be able to do much during the 10-15 minutes, three times a week that you’d be using System-Arms, though: while the contractions are rhythmic, they still come as a bit of a surprise every time and it’d be very easy to upend a bottle of nail varnish or a cuppa while it’s switched on.

Slendertone reckon it takes four weeks to see results, so I’ll let y’all know how Michelle-ified things are looking in about a month …

Beaut.ie in Cork and Galway! Come and meet us!

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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In what is hilariously being called the Beaut.ie Roadshow we’re coming to a city near you!* The Guide to Gorgeous has given us a fantastic reason to get our asses in gear and alight in an Easons near you.

Our Dublin launch was brilliant and it was absolutely fab to meet so many of you. We hope that LOADS of you will come to see us in Cork and Galway - and to make things even better we have fantabulous goodie bags for the first 50 to get their book signed in each location. Absolutely bursting with delights they are.

Get out those diaries. These are the dates and places:

CORK: Sat Nov 7th: Easons Cork 1pm

GALWAY: Sunday Nov 29th: Easons Galway 2.30pm

*Limerick: you’re not escaping us! We’ll announce the date as soon as it’s confirmed

Beaut.ie How To: Stop Hairclips From Slipping

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Coiffure

Sometimes, no matter how fresh outta the pack or tightly crimped hairclips are, they insist on slipping down through your locks. Which is a nightmare for updos - not to mention full-on helmet hair! - and wicked annoying too for anyone just trying to keep a few wayward strands out of their eyes.

Freshly-washed gruaig is often a key offender, but rather than fill it full of Batiste or wait for a bit of grease to build up, try this easy tip that will help hairclips stay put without taking the lovely lustre off your hair. Give them a shot of hairspray, wait a minute for it to get slightly tacky, and bung them in.

Et voilá - clips that won’t slip!

Trim the topiary with Confidence: Remington Bikini Trimmer

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

fanny

We can’t get enough of tidying up the ladygarden at Beaut.ie can we? And Ray D’Arcy yesterday confirmed my belief that men are (not so secretly) absolutely fascinated by the whole business.

Yesterday when I got a Remington Bikini Trimmer to try out I left it lying around in it’s box downstairs (oh God now everything I type sounds rude) so the husband spotted it when he arrived home. “What’s this? A fanny strimmer? ”

A FANNY STRIMMER?! I’ve heard it all now. But as far as fanny strimmers go this is a pretty good one. Interchangeable heads allow you to shave or trim. Adjust the dial to alter the length of trim: easily give yourself a buzz cut, or a design ( perhaps do a Zorro lightning streak a la Samantha in Sex and the City). Possibilities are endless. Of course if you just want to tidy things up that’s absolutely fine too. The Confidence is cordless and waterproof so no danger of accidentally starting a fire where you least want to.

Are you a wan to be using a bikini trimmer - or do you use a nail scissors (outch) to cut the grass? Or just let it grow? Spill the beans!

Remington Confidence Bikini Trimmer available nationwide €24.99

Slendertone Face: First Impressions

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

slendertone face

A €300/£300 pricetag hasn’t deterred the thousands who are on Harrods waiting list for Slendertone Face, so I was lucky to bag one to try when it launched here - only ten were handed out as press samples. I’ve been giving mine a whirl and while it’s too soon to say whether it’s making any radical differences, I must say I do like the concept. Aiming to tone and build the facial muscles using EMS technology (zippy zappy electrical pulses designed to mimic natural muscle movement), it’s backed by scientists at NUI Galway, who tested the product and its claims.

The headphone-alike headset is simple and just clamps to your cheeks - it should be positioned to within a fingers width of your ears - and that placement allows it to target the major muscles in the face, working cheeks, mouth and jowls and up to the eyes. You attach your headset yokey to an iPod-alike gizmo that’s the controller, and which allows you to select one of three toning programmes which can be used for up to 20 minutes.

You can also target the intensity of the pulses from one to some number I haven’t yet discovered, because going up to 25 made me feel like the face was about to be zapped offa me. So Face is customisable, depending on your needs.

It’s not painful, but it is weird. And while there’s a bit of a learning curve - there are replaceable sticky suckers you have to twiddle with and attach to the underside of the cheek pads to conduct the pulses - but tangle with them once and learn the correct placement of the headset on your face, and then there’s actually feck all to do except sit back and watch telly as it goes through its cycle of toning zaps and pings.

As it works, depending on the intensity selected, your face and eyes will twitch. Your boyfriend will burst his hole laughing at you. You will creep up on him and zap it off his arm as he plays Fifa 10 on his Xbox. He will loose the game he is playing and he will shake his head sadly at the things you do for kicks.

In summary, yes, I am enjoying my Slendertone Face mightily. You can bag one for yourself at Brown Thomas for the aforementioned €300, with packs of replacement suckers coming in at €25.

Sexy Spanx? Sounds Unlikely…

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

sexy spanx

Whether you call them Spanx, Bridget Jones pants, or magic knickers, it’s probably fair to say that most of us are at least on nodding terms with suck-you-in shapewear. And there might even be one or two of us on get-a-scissors-and-cut-me-out-of-them-quick! terms with ‘em, having succumbed to the idea that buying a size smaller would equate to ultimate shrinkage.

Shapewear pieces aren’t called foundation garments for nothing. They’re heavy-duty items designed to do things like slim your silhouette and smooth lumps and bumps and lift and separate the cheeks of your arse. So it’s not surprising that they’re inclined to be truly awful-looking yokes that you mightn’t particularly want the object of your affections to see you in should your evening take a turn for the amorous.

So Spanx put on their thinking caps. They decided that what the world needs now isn’t so much love, sweet love, as sexy sexy Spanx. To that end, the brand have created a line of sumptuous shapewear (their words) called “Haute Contour” that promises to do all the magic streamlining of those flesh-toned cycling short versions… just in a less aesthetically revolting form.

There’s quite a bit of lace and sheer mesh fabric involved in sexing up Spanx, apparently, but going for the gussied up version will cost you. Prices range from about €100 for the knickers end of things and the top half of the range is even dearer, with control panel camisoles and the like ranging in price from about €150 - a massive €230. Celeb fans include one S. Osbourne, who was spotted stocking up on a few pieces from BT’s lingerie boutique last weekend.

Would you be tempted to splash out on sexy Spanx or would you be more inclined to just, er, slip into something more comfortable should the need arise?

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