Celebwatch: Nancy Dell’Olio

nancy dell'olioOh, I love Nancy. I love how over the top she is. I'm completely amazed at her clothes - where does she get some of those yokes from? I've never seen anything like them in the shops - I'm particularly thinking of the red cat-suit affair she wore to meet Tony Blair. Lovely. You totally get the sense that 'less is more' is a concept alien to Nance. So, no light tan for her - no, "more, more" she said, until she resembled a leather handbag. Then she thought - "oh me, oh my, mamma mia, my eyes", and went equally hell for leather with the auld Touche Eclat - "eet must be MORE reverse panda for me, Oh yes". After all that, it wouldn't have done to have had just one coat of frosted pink lipstick, so she put on so much of it, it forced her lips out into a sort of weird pout.

And to be fair to Nancy, I've seen her look waaaaay worse. She looks practically understated in this photo.

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