Krankees in non stop shagging stories: unlikely story catapults gruesome twosome back into public eye

The Krankees display their powerful sexual allure to John Barrowman

See you Jimmy? Not if I see you first that's for sure.

Oh Krankees you've turned my stomach with this one.  Y'know I've always found them vaguely disgusting and the least funny thing ever.  That horrid little Wee Jimmy who was really the wife of the The Other One - and now to find out THIS.

The sixty something couple with the Fan-daby-dozy catchphrase, Ian and Janette Tough, revealed on Scottish radio on Sunday that they have always been highly sexed and up for it: whenever, however.  Attending swinging parties, wife swapping, al fresco sex (a golf course in Jersey was their favourite location) and many more details that NO ONE wanted to know - ever - were revealed by the gruesome twosome.  Breezily admitting they ran wild in what they call their "dirty thirties", they had wilder parties than a rock band (they trashed a Status Quo tour bus) and from the sound of it shagged more groupies.

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Max Clifford reckons they should capitalise on these revelations - and do it fast while shock value remains high.  Viagra campaigns, energy drinks and sexy aids for the pension brigade could earn them an absolute fortune.

But the worst may be yet to come.  What if a sex tape surfaced?  Oh I need to lie down now at the very thought.

Or fresh revelations from other childrens entertainers could emerge: Rodd Hull and Emu attending private fetish parties?  Bosco the sex slave of Grainne Seoige?  Fortycoats and Slightly Bonkers?

If I went to a swinging party I know - I just know! - that I would be paired off with a couple like the Krankees.  Who do you think you might get?

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