All aboard! The good ship Beaut.ie is about to set sail and you're invited. Oh, it's going to be great - we've a karaoke area where the microphone has a straw attached to a bottle of presecco because well, that's an absolute requirement for mangling attempting 'I Will Always Love You'.
And that's not all. We've a full stocked skincare cabinet that all shipmates are welcome to use - oh we've SPF, day cream, night cream, middle-of-the-day creams, eye creams, lip creams, ear creams and baby toe creams. The sun is shining, the hammocks are swinging and Crystal Swing are the resident band. Jaysus, we'd better all drink tequila.
There is however one issue. Due to the number of flip flops and glittery heels we have brought on board, the strict hand luggage allowance is going to be enforced like a Ryanair flight landing in a gulag. And this means just one beauty product per person. Yes, I said ONE.
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Now, before you all start rushing to disembark, stop. I've removed the plank so you're all stuck here with me *adjusts captain's hat*. So you'd better start throwing all those extra cosmetics overboard before I launch you lot into the ocean with a splash.
And I'm being tough - you can have only have one item. Whether you want that to be a Maybelline mascara, a Lancôme liner, a Gerlain gloss, a Chanel concealer stick or a pop of Bourjois blush, let us know!
