RTE Launch Fair City Beauty Collection!

By Beaut.ie | February 25 2012 | 7 Comments

testy broader

Ole’ Testy B herself, Esther

Ah no, they haven’t really.

But Estee Lauder’s US-only collab with Mad Men and all the recent film tie-ups with things like Twilight got me thinking. RTE are so missing out on a trick here ladies. The opportunities are massive to join forces with, oh, I don’t know, Constance Carroll and develop a suite of beauty items such as would stun the nation with their panache.

the doyle family

I envision less a collection and more a series of kits: for Yvonne, we could have the Scarlet Woman edit. It could contain red lipstick (of course) and some perfume designed to be attractive to both sexes. Something to make her less ugly on the inside could prove more problematic.

As for Esther, well, hers is easy. In consultation with Testy Broader, foundation at least three shades too dark will be de rigeur, frosted fuchsia lipstick is simply a must and the finishing touch will be a nice shiny acrylic wig.

val and LEO!

Val’s repping hair. Her kit will be all about getting iron grey permy curls with no shine or lustre. And as for Suzanne? Wan direction for her: pale matte foundation, brown contour to hollow out her cheeks, no lippy and forget about the mascara. Miserable expression will be up to you.

So, how much would you pay for your Fair City Beauty Fix? €5? €10? €100? Oh I know, stop. It’d be priceless really.

Pic credits: www.rte.ie
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7 Replies to "RTE Launch Fair City Beauty Collection!"

  • Mise says:

    Hasn’t she glammed up since her Mynah Kileen days all the same? lol

  • Kirstie says:

    Ha! She has!

  • Rosamaria says:

    Ah Kirstie, you’re just being silly now. Ah Mary Kennedy line from Nationwide, that’d be different.

  • Little Blue says:

    Do the make-up artists / hair people get a credit on fairly Chity.

    Or are they just bribing the lighting people to keep the actors in half shadows – Sorry incredibly bitchy for a saturday.

    I kinda of like yvonnes make-up but if she were really Suzanne’s older sister she’d have lent her some bronzer years ago.

    Also a saw the actress who plays Suzanne out shopping a couple of years ago, she’s really pretty without the fair city slap !

  • Prudence says:

    Kirstie you’re very bold to be making fun of Fair City – it can do no wrong in my eyes! Maybe just a little bit of tan for Leo – and a little make-over for Val would be nice?

  • Aisling says:

    I see a sort of Victoria Jackson range for Fair City – owned by Yvonne obviously and chiefly made out of talc.

    And what about a hair range for Jo? Something fantastic in a curl cream? It would actually be good because she wouldn’t stand any nonsense from a product

  • sevda says:

    Girls, ye must be onto something? Christy is after telling Val she needs to be a bit more feminine.

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