Oh come on now! He might not be classically handsome or anything near it – but he sure as hell doesn’t look this bad.
This waxwork is absolutely desperate – and Cage, while gamely smiling for press shots, must be HORRIFIED. While it’s a measure of how famous you are to be immortalised in wax it’s a double edged sword, because so often the results are nothing short of shocking
Take Justin Bieber who has been immortalised in wax several times now – and NO ONE can get it right. This one in Madrid is possibly the worst though. I mean – what the hell?
You what work: He looks about 45
Turn your attention to this little lot – can you guess who they’re meant to be? And who has the most unflattering wax image? Answers in the comments!
The pure essence of one of the most glamourous couples in the world is faithfully replicated here. Especially in the luxurious ill fitting outfits.
And apart from everything else: WHERE’S HIS FEET? And what the hell is up with the clothes sizes?
You can clearly see why he’s regularly voted the sexiest man in the world
Come and get it boys
You know who this is: BUT WHY?
Aw COME ON!
And finally, I’m not being funny here. But eh, which one is the waxwork?