There was also the time he couldn’t remember what Dead Cat Bounce were called and was asking me about “this comedy group, they’re called something like Cat Sack Upside down?”. Ah, Dads.

I do not like Rihanna as any kind of role model for anyone or anything. I did watch the first two episodes but it made me yearn for Heidi Klum, Michael Kors and Nina Garcia so much I ended up watching Project Runway on line. I love Nicola Roberts’ style, it suits her so well but those teeth; where do you begin?!