The writing’s on the wall people.
The liberal clothing in cut offs from Land of Leather.
The purple shades
The fondness for scarves
The nasty stubble that cries out for a Mach 3
The immense wealth
The endless repetition of the exact same film/song
And last but not least the taking oneself FAR TOO SERIOUSLY.
Yep it’s happened. The man who broke a billion hearts when he first showed his impossibly handsome face in Crybaby has now officially turned into… Bono.
That is all. All we need now is for Depp to buy a pad on Sorrento Terrace and avoid paying zillions in tax while bleating on about world poverty.
I can say no more. I need to lie down in a darkened room and pull myself together.