Yeah, Shane’s makeover is ridiculous, but I wouldn’t say Liz ‘did it on him’. I doubt she dragged him into the salon and chained him to the seat! Oh sure, she’d have dropped hints and made obvious ‘suggestions’ here and there, but I doubt she forced him. I’d imagine a lot of men would be happy to make a few compromises if it meant holding on to a gorgeous woman like Liz.

So yeah, I like them as a couple, and no, I can’t really believe I’m saying that! Do I expect them to be together in 5, or even 2 years? No. TBH I don’t even think they’ll ever get married. But they’re together now, and seem to be having a great time. And why not? Life is short, so you might as well have some fun while you can.

As for Ben Affleck and Jenifer Garner, maybe (no definitely!) I spend too much time on gossip websites, but rumours have been rife for years that he cheats on her constantly, and she just puts up with it. They do have good PR though.

Jordon and ANYONE (including Alex Reid) is also desperate – as is Kerry Katona. They just exist to have these terrible relationships to create tabloid drama