So the jeans Jessica Simpson featured were pretty bad – but it’s safe to say that they came no where near the sheer HORROR of this pair.
Ultra high-waisted, skinny legged, cropped and (the ultimate) MARBLE WASHED. Miley Cyrus has a fantastic figure and loads of confidence – but even she doesn’t stand a chance of making these look halfway decent.
Did I say halfway? I meant .000001%.
Look, we’ve all made mistakes like this. Luckily ours were not papped to pieces at the time and beamed around the world. However there is danger even for us ordinary folk: Facebook means your fashion fails can be preserved for all eternity.
Now back to Miley and those jeans which are Bang On Trend. No really. Did you read the bit about ultra high-waisted, skinny legged, cropped and MARBLE WASHED? Well then.
Here’s some other jeans which are also cutting edge and eye-wateringly disgusting. I’ve sourced these images from online stores like ASOS and Kaboodle: they’re all available to buy right now. But I really hope you won’t.
Clockwise from top left: The classic marble wash. Runners adding additional class; Harem Jeans. Like harem pants only … jeans. MY EYES; Drop crotch skinny jeans. NO ONE’S ass is looking good in these roigh?; Drop crotch jeans with braces. I Have No Words
We’ve talked about how hard it is to find the perfect pair of jeans (Read: not everyone suits jeans and that’s ok) but it’s safe to say none of these are The One. What’s been your worst horror? (80s/90s flashbacks allowed). Ever squeeze yourself into a pair of skinnies which gave you the biggest builders’ arse crack in the universe? How about marble wash?
There are sins buried in the back of that wardrobe – confess them!