Ah this is desperate. Fekkai for Vera Wang. Really? REALLY??

By Beaut.ie | September 12 2012 | 16 Comments

Oh goodie I thought when an email soared into my inbox proclaiming the latest groundbreaking ‘do Frederick Fekkai had created for the Vera Wang show at New York Fashion Week.

This will be something special I promised myself, curling up on the sofa with Cosmo Cat and a nice cup of tea.  Maybe… just maybe I could have a go at it myself?

Well.  It turns out I have been having a go at it for years.  Accidentally.  And in the way that makes you shriek with despair and beg a hairdresser to “do something!  Just do SOMETHING! ANYTHING!”

Look at the bleedin state of it.  And the poor model.  I long to rush towards her with a blusher brush and a nice lipstick.  She looks so miserable – and so would I if I had that hairdo.

Loads of instructions – tons of them – accompanied the pix of this “turban inspired dry up-do.  A poetic recreation of a weathered style”.  Mousse, hairspray, backcombing bla de bla.  It went on for paragraphs.

Well here’s my instructions.  Overuse your straightners.  Get far too many highlights and dry up your hair.  Bundle the whole lot up into clips and then hit the sack.  Wake up in the morning and don’t even attempt to fix your hair.  Don’t put on any makeup and hit the runway.

Simple. Now that will be $25,000 please Vera Wang.

 

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16 Replies to "Ah this is desperate. Fekkai for Vera Wang. Really? REALLY??"

  • Freckles says:

    Suddenly feeling a lot happier about my wild curly / bushy hair today. Thanks girls :)

  • Freckles says:

    Opps, hit the comment button too early – meant to say:

    Suddenly feeling a lot happier about my wild curly / bushy hair today. Thanks girls ;) Bit scary though what can be considered ‘fashion’. Ek!

  • ArtDonatella says:

    I actually like it, ok maybe without that many flyaways :D. I’m actually inclined to blame the makeup for the glum look on the model’s face and not the hairdo. x

  • Isabelle F says:

    I feel so much better about myself too! She has that haven’t-slept-where’s-the-coffee-why-the-hell-should-I-be-NICE-to-people look that I get of a Monday!

  • Marty says:

    Hilarious! Truly defines the phrase “dragged through a bush backwards”!!

  • Oh my hair is like this now! Brilliant! I’m in fashion. I’m like a lion the frizz is so bad.

  • littlesis says:

    This is me after a good night out. But a bit smilier usually :D

  • Evie says:

    That’s hideous! Though isn’t Vera Wang hair and makeup usually very bland and unexciting, Vera don’t want no flashy hair and makeup distracting from her stunning creations….well she’s no fear of that here. Hope the frocks were at least nice.

  • LynnieDoll says:

    Excellent – so if anyone dares slag my barnet today,(totally overused the batiste this morning) I’ll just say, eh – it’s Vera Wang don’t you know!!!!! pppffff , and then do an over exaggerated eyes up to heaven!

  • tina10 says:

    I think you have to be incredibly good looking to get away with styles like this, and that’s why the fashion industry likes them. Mere mortals with a hairstyle like that would look like we’d stepped out of a wind tunnel – but to wear a hair style like that and manage to look good marks you out as a higher species.

  • le smurf says:

    Is this not one of the young wans who hang out in Dundrum SC on a Saturday?? State!

  • Atkin says:

    That is a very elaborate comb over. Although looking at the state of the model, I’d say her hair is falling out due to malnourishment.

  • gobo says:

    Jesus wept. That poor girl. Look at the bruising make up they applied along with the shabby hair. Is that Deralicte fashion or are we getting a heroin chic revival?

  • Gracie says:

    I had 20 seconds this morning for my hair and I’m currently wearing a much neater “messy” bun. -_-

  • Aisling_eile says:

    I wake up with my hair looking more “done” than this!this is the hair you get when you get out of the sea in the summer and it’s too tangled to brush it.

    And her make up is vile,she looks like she’s been punched in the face and coming from me who is make up inept thats never good!

  • Aisling_eile says:

    I wake up with my hair looking more “done” than this!this is the hair you get when you get out of the sea in the summer and it’s too tangled to brush it.

    And her make up is vile,she looks like she’s been punched in the face and coming from me who is make up inept thats never good!

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