We Need to Talk About Lindsay Lohan, and How Not to Contour

By Beaut.ie | October 21 2011 | 28 Comments


Ok, she’s clearly not well, god love the poor girl.

But this is the worst case of ‘Sleb Slap for some time so we have to talk about it. Now, two things spring to mind:

  1. That part in Bridget Jones’ Diary where she applies grey shadow to her cheeks in a dark cab because she’s mistaken it for blusher, much to Mark Darcy’s amusement
  2. The fact that Tom Ford is probably lying in a darkened room with a moistened silk cloth across his perfectly moisturised brow, rocking and moaning, clutching his Shade and Illuminate palette to his impeccably-trimmed chest – RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT

Some tips on how to contour and shade appropriate products for milk-bottle types can be found here.

Now. Over to you – this thing needs discussion.

Pix regrettably via the Daily Mail. Sigh.

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28 Replies to "We Need to Talk About Lindsay Lohan, and How Not to Contour"

  • Cel says:

    looks scary….LiLo giving us a tip on halloween makeup?

  • BerG says:

    Its a wonder she managed to put any makeup on at all. According to the Metroherald today her father claims she is smoking crack or meth. She clearly needs help.

    The whole trick with contouring is less is more.
    Kirstie: Had a giggle at your description of Tom Ford’s distress.

  • Kirstie says:

    I’m sure tom is saying novenas and offering up prayers!

  • BerG says:

    On his knees at the sheer outrage of the situation.

  • Grá says:

    I feel sorry for her, sometimes I think she is just an attention seeker, a spoilt brat then other times I think she just needs to get away from America, maybe she needs to be stripped of everything and made to live with just bare essentials like food and water…..she might then realise how good she has it and cop-on…..

    She looks like a zombie in those pics!

  • Babodpower says:

    Oh my God! That poor girl,she looks haggered! I think the contouring is the least of her problems by the looks of her.So sad.

  • ceci says:

    To be honest she used to wreck my head, I thought she was a spoilt brat gone wild. But when I see her now I just feel sorry for her, she’s clearly not well and she has no decent support.

    I agree on the makeup though, less is more when contouring is done

  • Cel says:

    @ Grá

    Zombie look???

    Inspiration for me for halloween!!

  • LoCo says:

    Terrible contouring aside the poor girl looks haggard and ruined so much older than her age. I feel so sorry for her she needs help someone to step in, have an intervention and mind her. Like Britney’s dad did for her. LiLo folks seem as f@¥ked up as she is attention seeking all the time. Saw picture of her little sister on E (yes high brow tv) the poor child looks so thin it would scare you.

  • Daisydaisy says:

    she needs a good wash, no more than Whitney from Eastenders!!!

  • Roisin says:

    Hey! I thought you were trying to give up the DM. Think about it – the more you click on it…the more you are contributing to their profits/keeping it alive.

    That’s all.

  • ams says:

    Shes just practicing her “sick” zombiefied halloween look:


  • Roisin says:

    OOps ! Apologies just seen your disclaimer.

  • Kirstie says:

    Roisin – I totes am, which is why I totally hypocritically lifted their images yet didn’t link to them. Something I NEVER EVER do but sometimes rules have got to be broken. Couldn’t find a better source for clear shots. I honestly have nothing to say about LH herself, I don’t know her, just this makeup. I feel really sorry for her and think if she doesn’t get some help she is clearly going to go the way of Winehouse, which is awful.

  • Kirstie says:

    LOVE killercolours – what a gorgeous girl.

  • littlesis says:

    Seriously scary make-up work and the poor girl looks years older than she is. Sad.

  • joanne says:

    god she looks terrible, when you think back to how pretty she was in means girls.

  • Parsnip says:

    I’m glad someone else mentioned Tom Ford, it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw those pics. It looks like she opened that Contour/ Highlight palette of his and pressed it to the side of her face. Transfer style contouring.

    You have to give Linds kudos here for achieving a make-up look that Testy would be proud of!

  • Banjaxed says:

    I wonder did it really look that bad in real life? I’m always suspicious of these tabloids, they might like to make her look extra bad, see? And that yellow hair does nothing for her…:-(

  • Simone G says:

    Yes it’s incredibly bad makeup and when I first saw it I thought someone had punched her in the face but, the real issue is how depressing this girl is. She is so young and she could have everything but she really really needs help, and a good makeup artist.

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