We Need to Talk About Lindsay Lohan, and How Not to Contour

By Beaut.ie | October 21 2011 | 28 Comments


Ok, she’s clearly not well, god love the poor girl.

But this is the worst case of ‘Sleb Slap for some time so we have to talk about it. Now, two things spring to mind:

  1. That part in Bridget Jones’ Diary where she applies grey shadow to her cheeks in a dark cab because she’s mistaken it for blusher, much to Mark Darcy’s amusement
  2. The fact that Tom Ford is probably lying in a darkened room with a moistened silk cloth across his perfectly moisturised brow, rocking and moaning, clutching his Shade and Illuminate palette to his impeccably-trimmed chest – RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT

Some tips on how to contour and shade appropriate products for milk-bottle types can be found here.

Now. Over to you – this thing needs discussion.

Pix regrettably via the Daily Mail. Sigh.

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28 Replies to "We Need to Talk About Lindsay Lohan, and How Not to Contour"

  • Cel says:

    looks scary….LiLo giving us a tip on halloween makeup?

  • BerG says:

    Its a wonder she managed to put any makeup on at all. According to the Metroherald today her father claims she is smoking crack or meth. She clearly needs help.

    The whole trick with contouring is less is more.
    Kirstie: Had a giggle at your description of Tom Ford’s distress.

  • Kirstie says:

    I’m sure tom is saying novenas and offering up prayers!

  • BerG says:

    On his knees at the sheer outrage of the situation.

  • Grá says:

    I feel sorry for her, sometimes I think she is just an attention seeker, a spoilt brat then other times I think she just needs to get away from America, maybe she needs to be stripped of everything and made to live with just bare essentials like food and water…..she might then realise how good she has it and cop-on…..

    She looks like a zombie in those pics!

  • Babodpower says:

    Oh my God! That poor girl,she looks haggered! I think the contouring is the least of her problems by the looks of her.So sad.

  • ceci says:

    To be honest she used to wreck my head, I thought she was a spoilt brat gone wild. But when I see her now I just feel sorry for her, she’s clearly not well and she has no decent support.

    I agree on the makeup though, less is more when contouring is done

  • Cel says:

    @ Grá

    Zombie look???

    Inspiration for me for halloween!!

  • LoCo says:

    Terrible contouring aside the poor girl looks haggard and ruined so much older than her age. I feel so sorry for her she needs help someone to step in, have an intervention and mind her. Like Britney’s dad did for her. LiLo folks seem as f@¥ked up as she is attention seeking all the time. Saw picture of her little sister on E (yes high brow tv) the poor child looks so thin it would scare you.

  • Daisydaisy says:

    she needs a good wash, no more than Whitney from Eastenders!!!

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