A clearly exhausted Katy is held up by her sex crazed husband
We were talking about Katy Perry‘s new nail varnish range for Opi the other day. And wondering at the same time how the hell Katy finds time and energy to be releasing new singles; touring; singing out of tunedly on XFactor; being cheeky on Sesame Street and launching a new cosmetics range.
Tiring at the best of times to be doing all those things – but especially exhausting when one is the newly married bride of Russell Brand.
“She must be flippin exhausted” we reckoned.
“She must NEVER EVER get a wink of sleep – I mean can you imagine him in the bed with you? “
Russell Brand and his sex addiction is legendary. It has taken multiple partners to satisfy him up until now. How is Katy coping by herself? HOW?
It would be all night every night. And when night turns into day, it would be all day every day. While we’re sure there’s two of them in it, Katy needs sleep and rest to continue her career – but would Russell care about that ? Would he feck.
Kirstie reckons that she must keep a spoon in the bed to firmly bat it away from her and I think she must bolt into another room, lock the door and stuff the duvet in her ears to cover the sound of begging.
We’re worried about Katy. What do you think is going on?
Katy Perry for OPI, €12.95 for each polish and a pack of four wee ones costs €16.95. An updated list of Irish Opi suppliers can be found on our stockists page.