We've gabbed previously about the most amazing sparkling gems of beauty wisdom we've ever received and I, for one, have picked up a few new tricks as a result, but somehow we've never really talked about the flipside, about the worst bits of beauty advice that have been passed on to us.
This is a terrible oversight that must be rectified immediately.
I've been on the receiving end of a fair few clangers in my time. Most have just been pure rubbish or embarrassing at worst but ultimately fairly harmless; the notable exception was the DIY cinnamon mask which promised radiant skin but actually delivered what looked like first degree burns all over my face and neck. Owie.
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It took years to realise that an awful lot of sales assistants, with their aura of beauty authority, don't have a breeze what they're on about and seem to have graduated from the Jamie Lee Curtis circa My Girl school of beauty. They're still insisting that I need to wear foundation a couple of shades darker than my skin to "lift" my pale colouring - they're at it with Aisling, too - but at least now I'm confident enough to politely ignore that, um, advice.
I was pretty lucky with the majority of what Mam passed on to me - she scared me off completely over-plucking my eyebrows, showed me how to check for foundation tidemarks, steered me away from panstick, and tried unsuccessfully to get me to ditch Rimmel Heather Shimmer - but her advice to use Immac rather than razors for a longer lasting result always made hair removal a smelly, laborious process. When I eventually tried shaving my legs it was a whole new convenient hair-free world. (Sorry Mam.)
What's been the crappiest beauty advice you've ever received - and how long did you spend thinking it was awesome?
