Jeepers Creepers: just what are Posh ‘n Becks doing in that lift?

By Aisling | December 23 2010 | 12 Comments

The latest scentsational offering from Brand Beckham sees himself and herself together in a lift.

After more than a decade and three kids together, Posh and Becks are still so sizzling hot for one another that every time a lift door shuts on them they’re at it like horny rabbits.

“Don’t mess my makeup David” Posh breathes frantically as she grasps the hand rail in pretend ecstasy (all the better to show off her massive rock).

“No no don’t touch me! You’ll mess my makeup”

“But Victoria we have to at least pretend.” David mutters “The cameras are rolling”

“I’ll just toss my head back and you sort of sniff me like in the film Jeepers Creepers. Yes that’s it! Oh this is going to look so sexy! I will look perfect!”

As the lift door opens David needlessly pretends to wipe lipstick off his mouth while Posh gives a saucy eyes sideways glance.

But they know it and we know it. Nothing happened.

The makeup must never be messed. AND THAT’S FINAL.

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12 Replies to "Jeepers Creepers: just what are Posh ‘n Becks doing in that lift?"

  • ams says:

    ha I love it – they’re convincing no one! I cant imagine them at it full stop!

  • Kirstie says:

    completely ridic.

  • Christina says:

    Sometimes I wonder how these two managed to get it together often enough to have 3 fine sons! Victoria seems entirely sexless to me – I mean, you see her in pictures with her husband, one of the most lusted after men in the world. And she can’t even manage to crack a smile!

  • Emz says:

    Couldn’t agree more Aphrodite – one of the least convincing ads I’ve seen in a while.

  • Gee Gee says:

    Oh that ad is crap, why couldn’t she look a bit messed up, it’d be much sexier to have her hair and lippy a bit ruffled than that jacket that she has on her… I think she looks best the rare times you’d see her in casual clothes than when she has herself done to within an inch of her skin falling off from the weight of the fake tan and makeup – it’d be heavier than her! :lol:

  • Feefurs says:

    Yep, the first thing I thought of when I saw that ad was that she was looking too neat and perfect for someone who is supposed to have had hot sizzling passion in a lift. Agreed, it would have been a lot sexier if both of them had been dishevelled at the end of the ad.
    Hubby Beckam comes across as anal as herself so I think they are well matched, neither would want their hair etc disturbed!

  • PinkPanther says:

    There is some amount of ridiculous perfume adverts on at the moment. While this isn’t convinvcing, it’s at least funny.

  • scarie says:

    ugh don’t like this ad.That said label less person wears David beckham’s aftershave ( definitely a present from an ex!) and it is surprisingly nice on him

  • BerG says:

    They are trying too hard, so its just not convincing. Now the new Beyonce advert for her perfume thats a different story. Can’t drag my eyes away from the screen when that advert comes on.

  • cornflakegirl says:

    BerG-agree about the Beyonce Heat ad, hot indeed.

    Totally agree that it’d be more convincing if VB was a little messed up when exiting the lift.

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