News of a terrifying new syndrome has reached the Beaut.ie newsdesk. This crippling affliction affects wallets and minds, and worst of all – you might have it. Beauty Amnesia, ladies, is rife and statistics suggest it’s growing at an alarming rate among Ireland’s cosmetic-obsessed populace.
Beauty Amnesia can take several forms, but here are the two most virulent:
- You go to your local Boots or department store and go on a bananas spending spree. But upon returning home you discover you’ve actually just bought doubles of a load of things YOU ALREADY OWNED BUT HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT. It’s terrifying, discombobulating and most worrying of all, downright expensive.
- The most psychologically-unbalancing strain of Beauty Amnesia is one that can take time and huge effort to get over: that of buying a much-loved product again after a gap, and finding out that it’s actually pure shite. You’d remembered it all wrong, and it can shake the very foundation of your being to the core. I mean, if you were wrong about that, what else might you be getting completely arseways?
Do you have any of the above symptoms? And if so, what can be done about it? It takes time, organisation and willpower to recover from Beauty Amnesia but as always, we’re here to help: Swap Siopa is the perfect place to assuage your amnesia-ills, allowing you to offload your extraneous purchases, guilt free.
So, ‘fess up, ladies: tell us your best ones in a comment.