Listen, we saw yesterday what happens when some nameless judges completely out of touch with modern life give their verdict on the sexy men situation in Ireland. Tragic doesn’t even come close. Far too many gorgeous guys were left out and far too many er, bizarre choices included.
So lets take charge ourselves. Work with us to right this wrong. We want YOU to vote for the boyos you think are the most goddamn gorgeous and sexy Irish men.
Let’s create the ULTIMATE sexy list.
Your country needs you. Simply send the names of your shaggable contenders to email@example.com and put SEXY in the subject line. You can vote for as many hunks as you want (up to 100 in fact) – and you can also give a reason if you like. Email panting is allowed.
Terms and conds:
- Nominees must actually BE Irish. So sadly Dermot O’Leary is not allowed for example.
- We will feed votes into a highly sophisticated statistical package and emerge with the ultimate sexy list
- Voting will close next week – we’ll give you plenty of notice.
- You cannot vote for “me fella” or “yer man I see on the DART” etc.
- Your vote is treated in the strictest confidence, we don’t share your address with anyone and we won’t tell your boyfriend you’re secretly lusting over a rugby player with thighs of steel.